A Long Time No Meme

This is either the… Another Stupid Blog Meme or A Long Time No Meme (which I like better)

Sid posted this tagless Meme, but I’m in the mood and his answers just crack me up. So if you like, play long.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, my father’s mother

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Really sat down and had a good cry? I don’t remember. Having a nervous break down, it’s about fucking time cry? July.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I am not stressed, yes. As a teen I would sit for hours and perfect a letter I’d seen that caught my eye.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Hmmm, I eat rice and raisins for lunch everyday. I’d have to say tuna.

5. HAVE YOU ANY CHILDREN? One and two halves.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If I worked with me yes, but don’t expect to chat on the phone, go shopping, or to the movies with me, I’m boring. But we could do breakfast every so often.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I especially like Loreal Noir, you know the one with the curved brush. Love it. Oh, you mean sarcasm? Hmmm, not much, yeah duh.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah, they're kind of attached

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If I can turn my mind off and be assured I won’t crash and splatt, yep I could. But I really like the idea of reverse bungee (I’m not sure that’s the name for it.)

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I have rice and raisins for breakfast everyday. Yes for lunch too. But cereal, hmmm shredded wheat, Quaker Oat bran rocks, but it’s so fattening, just glue it to my hips because that is where it will end up.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? God, don’t tell my husband, I just slip out of them. Oh, wait, they’re boots.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? When I have to be, but I recently realise I’ve got sissy girl muscles, despite all the iron I pumped in the 80s and 90s.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Oh this is so hard, it changes constantly. It has to be from BJ’s ice cream (I buy it by the three gallon tub, have you seen my butt lately?) Their raspberry cheesecake rocks, the cappuccino fudge is devine.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their eyes, their smile, and if they squished my fingers in to my rings.

15. RED OR PINK? Ugh, green.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I am lazy, anatilitical, and did I mention lazy?

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO DO THIS MEME? It is their choice.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? No shoes, I’m wearing my jammies. A gorgous blend of snowflakes, blues, and greens.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? An Oreo cookie.

Okay, darn I had six.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The wind blowing the latest winter storm inland. It is a warm storm so we will get lots of wind and rain. Watch the news for winter floods in Oregon.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Teal, but is it teal blue or teal green?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Gingerbread baking, vanilla, Old spice, sea air, turkey roasting.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE? A guy who use to work with Ducky and calls EVERY FUCKING NIGHT DURING DINNER.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU DO THIS STUPID MEME? No body MAKES me do anything, but I love Sid, he’s a doll.

26. WHICH SPORT DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING MOST? Oregon Duck Football, baseball, World Cup Soccer, and the Olympics.

27. HAIR COLOR? Bottle Blonde, aka Loreal 8 ½ Champaign Blonde. Did you know Loreal has a great Mascara too. I especailly like the Noir with the curved brush.

28. EYE COLOR? Green, with brown and gold around the iris.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACT LENSES? No

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Cooked by someone else.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Sense and Sensibility and Pride and Prejudice, I has having a Jane Austin night, but I wore out before I could watch Emma and Mansfield Park.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? A slate blue tank.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Both for different and the same reasons.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? As often as possible

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cheesecake, but lately I’ve had a craving for Lusicous Lemon bars (go figure) anyone have a good recipe, mine’s okay, but I’m open to new ideas.

39. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW? Princess of the Blood for the second time.
And an Elvis Cole police procedural.

40. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I have a track ball, but my mouse pad sits right next to it under my teacup, it has my garden petunias from several years ago on it.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I didn’t turn on the TV last night.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? My grandson laughing -- then thunder, the ocean, the wind, and my windchimes.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? It depends on the era. I like early Stones, and Beatles ballads

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Which is farther Copenhagen or Amsterdamn? I’ve laid over in both. But I lived in Germany for two years.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I breathe, oh wait you do too. Hmmm. I don’t think so.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a delivery room. Strangely the same one my mother and my grandfather were born in. Now doesn’t that rock. Huntington Memorial in Pasadena.